Nick's techniques Against Outsourcing

Date: Monday, May 26, 2003 11:56 AM

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I don't know where this came from but it's a good laugh. Unfortunately
my next newsletter won't be so funny.

Some guy posted this in craigslist;

Nick's techniques for getting back at outsourcing companies.

Do it because it's fun, it saves you money, it educates the public,
allows employees to do you a favor while they screw over their
pecunious employers and most of all because it's justice!

-Returning merchandise. There is an implicit agreement that you can't
return something beyond the warranty period or without a reciept.
That's implicit when its made in America and companies respect their
workers. I love taking stuff back a year later after it fails or
whatever.

I've found that this works best on a Saturday afternoon when there are
lots of people waiting in line to buy stuff and they just want to keep
things smooth.

Announce to the clerk in a loud voice so that all the other customers
can hear " You know this stuff is made by slaves in China, probably
cost them pennies to make it, think of the millions they're selling at
a high price-They're sure not sharing those profits with their
employees, so they can easily afford to pay for this one return from
all the savings they're making..." Be adamant and friendly, you'll get
your refund.

or

"You know this stuff is made by slaves overseas, There won't be a job
left in America pretty soon...I'm glad that you still have a job, those
greedy bastards!...Now, I'm returning this because..."

on the phone with a saleman:
"Oh your support staff is in India I see....well, let's negociate a
lower price since you're saving so much on labor..."

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